Homework For Tim Cook

After many frustrating hours wasted on many interactions with Apple for submitting an iOS app to the App Store, I have this wish:

Lock Tim Cook in a room alone with nothing but:

• A cup of coffee.
• A MacBook running:
• Xcode with a completely built iOS app.
• Safari with a pair of windows for:
• The iTunesConnect site.
• The developer.apple.com site. 
• A relief bucket.

Do not let him leave the room until the app has been successfully submitted to the App Store.